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Penat sebulan puasa,tapi 1st day of raya dah melantak. Makanan sedap sangat. Menu tahun ni sedikit berbeza dari tahun-tahun sebelum ni:
- rendang itik
- kambing msk kari likat
- kari ayam
- kuah kacang
- nasi minyak
- nasi impit
- lemang
- ketupat palas

meriah kan? bersama family umi
A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: "Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together." So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: "I think, I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution. The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same! |






NICKNAME
~If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
~If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
~When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
~When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
~ A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
~ A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
~ A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
~The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
~A woman has the last word in any argument.
~ Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
~A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
~ A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
~A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
~ A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
~ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
~A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
~ A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
~ A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
~Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
~Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
~ Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances,best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
~ A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!SO, this is for the women who have a sense of humour and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
